yukipri:

….What the hell indeed…

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posted 25 minutes ago (® yukipri)
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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posted 59 minutes ago (® thecarrionlibrarian)

"Did you miss me?"

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posted 1 hour ago (® lenguyenbum)

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

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posted 2 hours ago (® prokopetz)
fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

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posted 2 hours ago (® needsmoarcat)
kurotokyo:

Season Four Korra! :D

kurotokyo:

Season Four Korra! :D

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posted 3 hours ago (® kurotokyo)
howtolearn-howtolove:

melodiouse:

makochantachibanana:

PERFECT

omg…. I can’t stop watching._.

Then don’t (9*^*)9

howtolearn-howtolove:

melodiouse:

makochantachibanana:

PERFECT

omg…. I can’t stop watching
._.

Then don’t (9*^*)9

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posted 3 hours ago (® howtolearn-howtolove)
fyeahcooldormrooms:

Loyola University Chicago, Mertz Hall

fyeahcooldormrooms:

Loyola University Chicago, Mertz Hall

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posted 4 hours ago (® fyeahcooldormrooms)

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

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posted 4 hours ago (® videohall)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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posted 5 hours ago (® asstroids)
dirtyblacktshirt:

sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

Thank you to the respectful and mature Jack Howard for sticking up for the human race once again. 

dirtyblacktshirt:

sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

Thank you to the respectful and mature Jack Howard for sticking up for the human race once again. 

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posted 5 hours ago (® sukihowell)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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posted 14 hours ago (® thrashturbate)

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