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Hey, a gritty reboot of snow white? This could be pretty cool!

Let’s just check the cast list…

Kristen Stewart as Snow White, Charlize Theron as The Queen, Chris Hemsworth as the Huntsman…

WAIT

HOLD UP

WHY IS KRISTEN STEWART IN THIS MOVIE

In fact, why is she still IN movies at all?

What brilliant casting director thought “this young woman has TALENT! PIZZAZZ! BEAUTY!” and hired her?

cause if he was a big Hollywood guy, obviously he would be using words like PIZZAZZ. but

but

seriously, you guys

someone please explain this anomaly to me